Author: Liana Finck

(In an otherwise empty café) “You don’t mind if we sit here, do you?”

I had a boyfriend once who wasn’t there.

But first, take off your shoes. 

1. You’ll need plenty of supplies. Jokes are made of things like banana peels, three dogs who walk into a bar, and the pope.

Step 1: Wake up in a cold sweat.

1. Say anything. 2. Something to think about: Speech occurs when wind passes through the vocal folds.

First step: Put all your eggs in one basket.

A guide to the creatures living inside you that come out at parties.

…for crowded streets and subways.

The most moral attitude is never to cancel. “You’ve made your bed. Now lie in it.”…If you don’t like to cancel, but you also don’t like to plan, you can make a retractible plan. “Let’s say Wednesday but can we see how we’re feeling day of?”