Enter Our Uterus Challah Baking Contest

he rules are simple: Bake your uterus challah using your favorite family recipe or use the recipe below. Once your challah is baked and braided, it’s ready for prime time! Post a photo or video of your uterus challah on social media, and be sure to tag us at @lilithmagazine and @ncjwinc on Instagram, Threads, or Facebook, or tag us at @lilithmagazine and @ncjw on Bluesky. Your social media account must be public in order for us to see your submission. In addition to tagging us in your photo or video as your official contest submission, you must also be following both @lilithmagazine and @ncjwinc on Instagram to officially be entered into the contest. 

Eligibility: Contest entrants must be 18 years or older in order to participate. If you are related to someone who works at Lilith or NCJW Inc, or are directly employed by either organization, you are not eligible to enter the contest.

Timing: Make sure you share your creation anytime between January 28 and February 15th. The contest officially closes on Sunday, February 15th at 11:59 PST and no entries will be accepted after that time. Once the contest closes, all submissions will be reviewed by NCJW and Lilith’s teams, and users will be notified on social media if they are selected as a winner, so please monitor your DMs. The official contest winners will then be announced on social media. Two people will be selected as winners, who will receive a 1-year subscription to Lilith + a gift card to the NCJW shop.

By Logan Zinman Gerber
Originally published in 2022

You can start with your favorite challah recipe. Here’s a riff on the one I picked up from Henya, the Chabad rebbetzin who didn’t care that my mom is a lapsed Catholic, or maybe did, but cared in a way that led her to teach me how to make challah and Shabbat dinner fixings on a lot of Thursday evenings in college. 

Challah Recipe

Ingredients:

• 1 package of active dry yeast
• ⅓ cup sugar
• 1 cup warm water
• ⅓ cup oil (a neutral oil like vegetable or canola)
• 1 egg 
• 2 tsp salt
• 5 cups flour
• 1 egg
• Mix-ins of your choice
• Toppings of your choice

Note: This dough is really adaptable – if you like sweeter challah, you can add ⅓ cup of honey with the ⅓ cup sugar, or if you want a savory version, you can add roasted garlic or herbs, sprinkle with sea salt, etc. 

Making the Dough
Combine the yeast, 2 tsp sugar or honey, and ½ cup warm water in a large glass bowl or the bowl of a stand mixer. Leave them to activate the yeast for 15-20 minutes – it’s ready when you see a foamy bubble on top of the water. 

Mix in the rest of the sugar, warm water, oil, one egg, and salt. Add 2 cups of flour and mix with a mixing spoon or the dough hook on your electric mixer. When the flour is fully incorporated, add 2 more cups of flour. The dough will still be very sticky – that’s ok. If you are kneading by hand, spread half a cup of flour on your clean countertop and knead your dough until it is smooth and still a little sticky, adding the rest of your last cup of flour as needed to get it there. If you are using a mixer, slowly add the last cup until the dough is smooth and only sticks a little to the bowl. Make sure you scrape down the sides and bottom so all the flour is getting incorporated or you will add too much. 

Grease a large bowl with cooking spray or neutral oil. Place your dough inside, flip it over and move it around so it is covered very lightly in the oil, to keep it from drying out. Cover the bowl with plastic wrap and put it in a warm place for a few hours, until it doubles in size.

Braiding Your Uterus*
*Just like your bubbe and your bubbe’s bubbe used to!

Step One: After the challah doubles in size, gently roll it into a ball on your counter and divide it up: 

• ⅔ for your uterus/cervix/vagina
• ⅓ for your fallopian tubes and ovaries 

This made the best ratio for me, but reproductive systems aren’t cookie-cutter. Add elements that work for you: tie your tubes, drop an ovary, include a second uterus…

Step Two: Let’s start with the uterus. Divide your larger chunk of challah into six pieces, as equal as possible. Roll them into six long, thin dough snakes. Pair them up, and lay them out as shown, in three sections. You’re going to braid them like a summer camp friendship bracelet, but it will look extra fancy and taper into a vagina situation naturally. Take the two strands on the left, place them over the middle strands and set them down in the center. Take the two strands on the right, place them over the new middle strands and set them down in the center. Repeat until you run out of strands. Pinch all the strands together at the top and curl them under the top of the braid. Use a knife to cut the bottom into more of a tapered triangle and pinch the ends together so they don’t split in the oven.

Divide your larger chunk of challah into six pieces, as equal as possible. Roll them into six long, thin dough snakes. Pair them up, and lay them out as shown, in three sections.

Pinch all the strands together at the top and curl them under the top of the braid. Use a knife to cut the bottom into more of a tapered triangle and pinch the ends together so they don’t split in the oven.

Step Three: Gently pick it up and set it on a baking sheet. I like to line mine with parchment paper because I am too lazy to wash the tray by the time I have eaten half a challah. 

You should know that this is the point in my culinary process where my husband wandered into the kitchen, asked me if I was going to put a king cake-baby inside, and noticed that I was listening to “100 Tampons” on repeat. 

Step Four: Take two small balls of dough, about the size of quarters, from the remaining ⅓ of the dough. Gently roll them into ovals for your ovaries. Set them on the baking sheet. Divide the remaining dough into six equal(ish) pieces. Just as you did before, roll them into snakes, but this time as thin as you can. Take three and lay them out just as before. You’ll do the same braid, just a single-strand version. Left strand over the middle strand to the center; right strand over the middle strand to the center. Repeat until you run out of dough, and pinch the three strands together at each end. Do the same with your last three strands of dough. Place your two thin single strand fallopian tubes on your baking sheet, gently curling them into C-shapes (one regular, and one facing backward) and giving them a little space from the uterus. Cover loosely with a kitchen towel and let rise in a warmish spot for 30-45 minutes. Preheat your oven to 400F.

Create a single-strand version. Left strand over the middle strand to the center; right strand over the middle strand to the center.

Repeat until you run out of dough, and pinch the three strands together at each end.

Place your two thin single strand fallopian tubes on your baking sheet, gently curling them into C-shapes (one regular, and one facing backward) and giving them a little space from the uterus.

Step Five: Crack open your last egg, and put the egg yolk only into a small dish. If you’re not great at separating eggs, don’t worry about it and scramble up the whole thing in the small dish. Gently paint your challah pieces with the egg wash with a food paint brush if you’re feeling fancy, or just gently with the back of a spoon or your finger if you don’t have one. 

Step Six: Bake for 15 minutes in the center of your oven, and then (without opening the oven) turn the temperature down to 325F. Bake for another 15 minutes. When the time is up, your repro challah should be a beautiful, shiny golden brown. If you flip it over (gently, using an oven mitt!) and knock on the bottom, it should sound hollow – that’s how you’ll know when it’s done. 

Step Seven: Assemble on a cutting board, snap a photo, share and tag it with #ReproShabbat @ncjwinc @lilithmagazine so we can reshare your gorgeous creation!